- "I'm very grateful for your help, Agent Moose. Mr. Haywood was the only man on the planet who could have exposed us and you brought him in the open to DIE!"
- — The Colonel to Agent Moose
Colonel Cockface (advertised as The Colonel) is the secondary antagonist of The Eleven Little Roosters. He plotted alongside Mavin to eradicate the Rooster Corps, although he had joined his cause for more personal reasons, a motive for revenge he directed at The Big Cock. He was killed by Agent Moose at the Rooster Corps Headquarters.