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Season 1 of the machinima web seriesRed vs. Blue: The Blood Gulch Chronicles first aired on April 1, 2003. The season follows the accounts of the Red Team which consists of: The leader, Sarge; the lazy Grif; the so called "kiss ass" Simmons; and the semi-idiotic but free-spirited Donut. The season also follows the accounts of the Blue Team, which consists of: the de facto leader, Church; the self proclaimed ladies' man, Tucker; the clueless and ignorant Caboose; and the Freelancer Tex who is often associated with the Blue Team. It is the first full season of Red vs. Blue.



# Title Description Running time Air Date Link

Why Are We Here?

The first episode introduces the main characters and poses the all-important question, why are we here? 2:34 April 1, 2003 1

Red Gets a Delivery

The Reds get a new piece of equipment, and Grif has a problem with its name. 3:50 April 20, 2003 2

The Rookies

The Red and Blue teams get new recruits: Donut and Caboose. 3:12 April, 2003 3

Head Noob in Charge

Caboose is given the job of "guarding the flag", while Donut goes to the "store". 4:20 May, 2003 4

The Package is in the Open

Donut returns from the store with a surprise. 3:34 May, 2003 5

1.21 Giga-Whats??

While the Blues go through the teleporter, the Reds use the Warthog to get the upper hand. 3:24 May, 2003 6

Check Out the Treads on That Tank

While Church and Tucker lament their current situation, Caboose hops into the tank for a rescue. 3:28 May, 2003 7

Don't Ph34r the Reaper

Grif and Simmons flee as Caboose's trigger happy firing has dire consequences. 3:19 May, 2003 8

After Church

Sarge brings the cavalry, and Caboose gets stuck inside the tank. 3:14 May, 2003 9

A Shadow of His Former Self

Tucker requests reinforcements, and gets more than what he bargained for. 5:26 May, 2003 10

Knock, knock. Who's there? Pain.

Tex assaults the Red Base, injuring Donut and knocking out Grif and Simmons. 4:11 May, 2003 11

Down, but not Out

Church reveals that Tex was his former girlfriend while the Red Team airlift a severly injured Donut back at headquarters. 4:15 June, 2003 12

Human Peer Bonding

Simmons and Grif guard Tex while Church explains his rescue plan to the Blues. 3:37 June, 2003 13

Roomier Than it Looks

The Blues fake an attack on the Reds in order to free Tex, with Caboose, inadvertently, shooting "Sarge" in the head. 6:03 July, 2003 14

How the Other Half Lives

Sarge and Church meet up in the spiritual realm and talk about the afterlife until Sarge is revived by Grif. 4:34 July, 2003 15

A Slightly Crueler Cruller

Donut returns with new armor, and Lopez finally speaks. 4:54 July, 2003 16

Points of Origin

Tex helps the Blues by fixing their tank, while Lopez makes himself "heard". 4:30 July, 2003 17


Church tries to warn the Red Team of Tex's impending attack. 4:22 July, 2003 18

Last One Out, Hit the Lights

Tex initiates her attack on the Reds, until Donut bravely puts a stop to her. 5:31 September 28, 2003 19