- "It's very common! How am I the first guy you've met called Jones?"
- — Jones
Private Jones was a Blue Team Simulation Trooper assigned to Outpost 28-A "Rat's Nest". His fellow troopers continuously mispronounce his name as "Joh-en-nis", to his great annoyance. He was slain when he released Private Caboose from the brig, presumably by Caboose.
|Members||Michael J. Caboose • Leonard L. Church • Butch Flowers • Kaikaina Grif • Jimmy • Jones • Mickey • Miller • Lavernius Tucker|
|Facilities||Outpost 1-A • Outpost 17-A • Outpost 28-A • Outpost 48-A • Sidewinder-A|
|Vehicles||M808B MBT "Scorpion"|