This page is for all the random stuff Gavin has said in Achievement Hunter and on the Podcast.
Let's Play Minecraft
"All right, I've created the Tower of Pimps. Everyone worship me."
"YOU MY BOI MICHAEL !"
(To Jack ) "Your life is a dry streak..."
(To Michael) "Well, you sound like Joe Pesci."
"I am gonna jump this lava like an absolute MOF." (Mof is Gavin's slang for mother-f)
"Where in the chuff are you guys?"
"Gug. Gug. Ah tree, result."
"I bet bloody Kerbel Gunners or whatever his name is."
"I got really confused..cuz of all the confusion."
"All right, drop your gubbins."
"Die you little rinsy little prick!"
"YOU USELESS ANUS!"
"Ok, so what I'm going to ask you to do, Geoff, is to come over me and..."
"Jack's got an asshole like a clown's pocket."
"This is toppy tippers."
"Don't be a pleb!"
"Quit being so annoying, you donut!"
"Put that spade down you stupid Nintendo cock..."
"AH Fudge Fif--."
(To a Creeper) "You want a bone? You want a bone? Yes, you do! Have a bone! You love bones, don't you, little buddy? All right, he doesn't like bones."
"I think I've found my parents! Dad? Is that you?"
"Ray just pulled the Tower of Pimps out of his anus!"
"Have that in your helmet you little bike riding prick!"
"Let's call him Run-gar!"
"Plan X is a no go!"
"I SEE HIM! HE'S IN THE DISTANCE!"
"We were all gonna be in a right bugger's muddle there."
"What do I mean?"
"It's hard to remember what you've forgotten."
"What are the chances that this delicious Cinnabon is gonna grow up to eat me?"
"Look, people are English, alright?"
(To Michael) "You were born at a leisurely pace."
"Michael, have you ever just laid back and smoked a ton of mushrooms?"
"It's let's plays like this that make me want to try cocaine"
"It's like a 4 by 4 2 by 4... what?"
"Thanks for the compii, Ray"
"Bad timing because of the other thing!"
"Just dig a 2-2 hole *sigh*"
"Oh, sausage, bacon, beans, and all the other breakfast meats!"
"What do you call the people here before us? Indians?"
"Ray, look at you tucked up in bed, you little bloody Ray!"
"I as well died?!"
"Are you havin' my ass?"
"But technically you own them, so they are your gaff, so I'm faffing in your gaff."
"Let's make some sweet bunty little smubbles."
"It just pinged and went dingle."
"Oh, there's like a beep boop boop-a-doop on the side of it."
Let's Play Worms
"Here comes Guff Pap. AHHHHH!"
"I thought I had a comfortable landing, but I just went poip!"
"Bodge is not on this team. Bodge was a part of Drippy Spaff. Munge Bimp is a different crew. There's actually one person from Drippy Spaff who's a part of Munge Bimp." (Response to Ray saying he was awaiting the return of Bodge)
"You gumpy little geck..."
"I don't think I've taken a sausage of damage!" (Michael and a Ray-thrown sheep promptly kill half of Gavin's team close to where Ray lost half his own before his first turn)
"Oh ho! HO HO HO HO!"
"This is gonna be absolute...ly top."
"I'm gonna plop an absolute corker!"
"This one looks toppy tippers."
"BUH BUH BUH BUHHHH!!!! BUH BUH BUH BUHHHH!!!!!"
"What i'm gonna do, is do a little doey do."
"THERE'S THE WIND!" (Gavin killed one of his worms with a Mega Mortar that the wind didn't carry like he intended, and this line was his reaction to the wind coming back with a vengeance to kill a parachuting worm of Ray's)
Let's Play GTA
"WHOOOPS! WHOOOPS! AWHHHH" (Gavin jumped off a high ledge and killed himself from fall damage)
"It doesn't damage me... but it does make me look bad-ass!"
"Why are we declaring war on this bit... alright."
"OH SSHCH! OOH OOH OOH!"
"So do you have to pet to puh, err buy to huh?"
"Michael made me feel all funny earlier"
"I have more word knowledge...vocabulary..."
"I'm trying to take incon...routes."
"Where are we?! What the bollocks?!"
"DID I JUST GET MUGGED ON THE SIDE OF A MOUNTAIN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" (Non-stop Bike; the mugger would eventually be run down by Jeremy)
"No, i told you i got mugged like two minutes ago!" (VIP Free Roam: The Hilarious Team Lads Miscommunication)
"I LIVE HERE NOW!" (Offense Defense with Funhaus, after Jeremy wedged Gavin's lowrider between two parked cars in the garage of a house; Gavin and Spoole would go on to win that race)
"Well, i came around the corner and reloaded." (One of his many fails, Rockstar Verified Part 3, Terry's Hangout deathmatch)
"Oh my (realizes at this point he's off the track) GOD RYAN!!!!!!" (Cunning Stunts 3, fourth race, after being taken out by Ryan)
Let's Play Mari0
"Think with por'ols!"
"Keep up, mo-fos!"
"Let's play Super Mario with Michael and no portals..."
"It's a beanstalk!"
"Did you do that portal of safety?"
"There's portals, right? Right, USE THEM!"
"Look at the pony down on the bottom trying to keep up."
"Whoops, whoops, damn it!"
"Dude, my green shit is amazing."
(In response to Michael asking what he took this morning) "Uh.. Eggs?"
(In response to Michael's many lives) "How, I do my best to kill you"
"Well they've just ruined it, haven't they by dying"
"Dude, no guffs"
"Orange is fast running, blue is jumpy jumpson."
"Doo doo doo doo, portal gun. Doo do- AHHHH!"
Let's Play Halo
"Michael's a douche pot! CHA CHA CHA CHA!"
"I've got a shotty to hotty!"
"He's got like... mine tits!"
"I've smeared down the ramp!"
"GLAK GLAK GLAK!"
"I listen like a pro."
"That guy flumped over like a sack of spuds"
"OH HELP! SOMENE! I'M GETTING DEAD!"
"I got dizzled an rinsed."
"I sliced him like a piece of ham."
"Just reset my jammies."
"Let's go to the Dave Decipher."
"Did someone stamp your head in?"
"We should stick the damn together. Like not a physical dam!"
"OH MY GOD! That was like a Bulltrue with a Ghost except i had a shotgun and you had a Ghost." (Infinity Slayer Part 1, first match after Gavin shot a Ghost-driving Michael with a shotgun bulltrue-style)
Let's Play Assassin's Creed
"Augh, you smeg-pot."
"That is Bang Out of Order."
"I did a little vaginal dance!" (he had just been killed and his character had a weird response, which then happened again later on)
"I just got done by a doctor!"
"Michael, rats die in the street. I'm the dandy!"
"You would never know that I was... a dude."
"You can't kill not your target." (true against other players, non-existant when the intended victim is a civilian)
"Who the hell picked the dandy?!" (Assassin's Creed 4 Part 2, after Geoff picked Gavin's choice of character first)
"Yeah, flap those bingo wings all you want, love."
"That was wallar!"
"You almost Robin Hooded that bitch"
"Would you like some... Spaghetti!"
"Alfredo? Mmmm, spicy meatball!"
"Here's Mark Nutt, his catchphrase is suck my nut."
(Singing softly) "Maaark Nutt... Maaaaark Nutt"
"BIP! BOOP! BEOP! AWH!"
"Just tease it in, AHUH!"
"No, you're chattin' guffs!"
Let's Play Trials
"GOOOOO BLUE TEAM!"
"I can't see cuz of the micro poles!"
"Awh, you munged it!"
"FRONT FLIP FOR STYLE!"
"He stamped me in!"
"You know what they say about red? They're plebs!"
"I've gone hollow now!"
"Oh, I've just donked it!"
"That was skillage!"
"BYYYEEEE BLUE TEAM - oh God!" (Let's Play Trials Evolution: DLC, drawing a "GOOOOO BLUE TEAM!"-esque "Karma" from Jack)
"BACKFLIP FOR ACCIDENT!" (landing an unintended backflip in a race)
"BAAAAIIIIILLLL!!!!!!!!!" (usually at the finish line, which often either helps him gain positions or backfires spectacularly)
"WHAT IS GAME NIGHT???"
"Screw you Michael, you pissy little piss pot!"
"BOLLOCKS!" (Gavin's go-to British slang curse)
"The spawns are absolute scrillous in this."
"I'm kakin my spaffs."
"I'm getting minged up my quelch."
"YOU LOOK LIKE A TREE!!" (Call of Duty Ghosts: Onslaught DLC Free-For-All, after being killed by a ghillie suit-equipped Geoff)
"It's all about speed justice!"
"He bloody nibbled my tip!"
"Awh, cum on my back..." (Onslaught DLC FFA after being shot from behind by someone, most likely Michael (who had 'CMEN' as his clan tag))
"Agh, cockadoodle bollocks!" (Mario Kart 8 after a mishap during race 3 of the Mushroom Cup)
"You're like an idiot who's really good!"
"People who know the time are smart."
"You can't just yell at 'look at that Jew'!"
"I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! BOLLOCKS! ASS!" (Mario Party 8: Shy Guy's Perplex Express, after Michael chose to duel Gavin; Michael won, claiming Gavin's Star as the prize, to which Gavin takes out his frustrations on a nearby trash can)
"Long shot! (Package-carrying target killed by RPG) OH MY GOD!!!!!!" (Battlefield Hardline)
"Come at me debris!"
"They're givin' me jib for crossin' my legs like a fem!"
"I'm feelin' lucky!" (Gavin or Google)
"Racism isn't OK; anal is."
"People like grapes."
"Does rocks float on lava?"
"The sky is bigger than the ground."
"Can you hear through your head?"
"Space gravity is different to planet gravity."
"People like crepes."
"How up is space?"
"Choking is either sexual or it's like, with the Force."