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This page is for all the random stuff Gavin has said in Achievement Hunter and on the Podcast.

Let's Play Minecraft

"All right, I've created the Tower of Pimps. Everyone worship me."

"Come her Ryan, you muga, muga, mugit!"


"Ray you silly little sausage."

(To Jack) "Your life is a dry streak..."

(To Michael) "Well, you sound like Joe Pesci."

"I was just hanging out eating a meat pie, next thing you know everyone's freaking out about nothing."

"I am gonna jump this lava like an absolute MOF." (Mof is Gavin's slang for mother-f)

"AH! He's looking at me! He's ready to kill."

"Where in the chuff are you guys?"

"Gug. Gug. Ah tree, result."

"I bet bloody Kerbel Gunners or whatever his name is."

"I'm anuerisming."

"I got really confused..cuz of all the confusion."

"We're in the fortress, Michael! We're in the fortress!"

"Look at this Michael, it's a jackpot!"

"All right, drop your gubbins."

"Die you little rinsy little prick!"



"Ok, so what I'm going to ask you to do, Geoff, is to come over me and..."

"Jack's got an asshole like a clown's pocket."

"This is toppy tippers."


"Don't be a pleb!"

"Quit being so annoying, you donut!"

"Put that spade down you stupid Nintendo cock..."

"AH Fudge Fif--."

(To a Creeper) "You want a bone? You want a bone? Yes, you do! Have a bone! You love bones, don't you, little buddy? All right, he doesn't like bones."

"I think I've found my parents! Dad? Is that you?"

"you need to take a poozen?"

"Ray just pulled the Tower of Pimps out of his anus!"

"Have that in your helmet you little bike riding prick!"

"head like a thumb"


"Let's call him Run-gar!"

"Plan X is a no go!"


"We were all gonna be in a right bugger's muddle there."

"What do I mean?"

"It's hard to remember what you've forgotten."

"What are the chances that this delicious Cinnabon is gonna grow up to eat me?"

"Look, people are English, alright?"

(To Michael) "You were born at a leisurely pace."

"Michael, have you ever just laid back and smoked a ton of mushrooms?"

"It's let's plays like this that make me want to try cocaine"

"It's like a 4 by 4 2 by 4... what?"

"Thanks for the compie, Ray"

"Bad timing because of the other thing!"

"Just dig a 2-2 hole *sigh*"

"Agh, sausage, bacon, beans, and eggs!"

"Oh, sausage, bacon, beans, and all the other breakfast meats!"

"What do you call the people here before us? Indians?"

"Ray, look at you tucked up in bed, you little bloody Ray!"

"I'm excited, I've got a boner."

Let's Play Worms

"Here comes Guff Pap. AHHHHH!"

"I thought I had a comfortable landing, but I just went poip!"

"Bodge is not on this team. Bodge was a part of drippy spaf. Munge bimp is a different crew. There's actually one person from drippy spaf who's a part of munge bimp."

"You gumpy little geck..."

"I don't think I've taken a sausage of damage!"

"Oh ho! HO HO HO HO!"

"This is gonna be top."

"I'm gonna plop an absolute corker!"


Let's Play Gta


"It doesn't damage me... but it does make me look bad-ass!"

"Why are we declaring war on this bit... alright."


"Gay Altitude?"

"Do you have to but to buh to buy the huh?"

Let's Play Mari0

"Think with por'ols!"

"Keep up, mo-fos!"

"Let's play Super Mario with Michael and no portals..."

"It's a beanstalk!"

"Did you do that portal of safety?"

"There's portals, right? Right, USE THEM!"

"Look at the pony down on the bottom trying to keep up."

"Whoops, whoops, damn it!"


"Dude, my green shit is amazing."

(In response to Michael asking what he took this morning) "Uh.. Eggs?"

(In response to Michael's many lives) "How, I do my best to kill you"

"Well they've just ruined it, haven't they by dying"

"Dude, no guffs"

"Orange is fast running, blue is jumpy jumpson."

"Doo doo doo doo, portal gun. Doo do- AHHHH!"

Let's Play Halo

"Michael's a douche pot! CHA CHA CHA CHA!"

"I've got a shotty to hotty!"

"He's got like... mine tits!"

"I've smeared down the ramp!"


"Glow bip!"

"I listen like a pro."

"That guy flumped over like a sack of spuds"


"I got dizzled an rinsed."

"I sliced him like a piece of ham."

"Just reset my jammies."

"Let's go to the Dave Decipher."

"Did someone stamp your head in?"

"We should stick the damn together. Like not a physical dam!"

Let's Play Assassin's Creed

"Augh, you smeg-pot."

"That is Bang Out of Order."

"If they had guns, they had aids"

"I did a little vaginal dance!"

"I just got done by a doctor!"

"Who tiled this roof?"

"Michael, rats die in the street. I'm the dandy!"

"You would never know that I was... a dude."

"You can't kill not your target."

London 2012

"Yeah, flap those bingo wings all you want, love."

"That was wallar!"

"You almost Robin Hooded that bitch"

(When playing skeet shooting) "This sport should be called plate-hate"

"Would you like some... Spaghetti!"

"Alfredo? Mmmm, spicy meatball!"




"Here's Mark Nutt, his catchphrase is suck my nut."

(Singing softly) "Maaark Nutt... Maaaaark Nutt"


"Just tease it in, AHUH!"

"No, you're chattin' guffs!"

Let's Play Trials


"I can't see cuz of the micro poles!"

"Awh, you munged it!"


"He stamped me in!"

"You know what they say about red? They're plebs!"

"I've gone hollow now!"

"Oh, I've just donked it!"

"That was skillage!"


Misc. Shows


"Screw you Michael, you pissy little piss pot!"


"The spawns are absolute scrillous in this."

"I'm kakin my spaffs."

"I just someone try to climb a trellis and then it all kicked off."

"I'm getting minged up my quelch."

"It's like I'm playing with a bunch of bitches who are really good at games."


"It's all about speed justice!"

"He bloody nibbled my tip!"

"I got dizzled and rinsed"

"My first instinct is to get high"

"Agh, I just wanted to get the brief.... case... wanker"

"Awh, cum on my back..."

"You know how there's sex, and then there's weird sex?"

"Agh, cockadoodle bollocks!"

"My mouth is still full of nuts!"

"You gotta do the men, what?"

Rooster Teeth Podcast

"Come at me debris!"

"They're givin' me jib for crossin' my legs like a fem!"

"I'm feelin' lucky!" (Gavin or Google)

"Racism isn't OK; anal is."

"People like grapes."

"Does rocks float on lava?"

"The sky is bigger than the ground."

"Can you hear through your head?"

"Space gravity is different to planet gravity."

"People like crepes"

"It turns out that the headlight fluid container spilled out onto his lap"

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