“Russians regret nothing! The Motherland is strong! Canada will only keep you down. Come with me to match, help me find bad guy and squash him!”
— Comrade Hadam
Comrade Hadam is the Komitee for State Security (KSS) representative for the Rooster Corps who had a past relationship with Agent Moose as a Canadian lumberjack named Gordon, before he had emigrated to Russia. When a saboteur attacked the Corps, Hadam, on orders of President Vladimir Putin decided to make a demonstration of power for Russia, Hadam was inadvertently killed by Gavin the 3rd during a death game of Tetris.